The Origin Story

A SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED, TYPO.

Vodka Martini

It started with a Bond movie and a complete lack of coordination.

I was hunting for a new Discord handle right after watching 007. "Vodka Martini" was the phrase of the hour. It felt sharp, professional, and iconic.

But here's the thing: my DMs at 2 AM are rarely "professional." I have a habit of messaging people with the kind of chaotic energy that suggests I've had a few too many, even when I'm just sleep-deprived.

I wanted a name that embraced that chaos. So, I took the V and the M, performed a quick swap, and modkavartini was born.

The "Modka"
A nod to the "modified" nature of my typos.
The "Vartini"
Just enough of the original class to keep the aesthetic intact.

It's unique, slightly confusing, and perfectly represents the guy behind the screen.

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